Puppy Lover Gifts

"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Stay cute, it's the only trick you'll ever need."

"So you want someone sweet, gentle, cuddleable and adaptable needs? I suggest a nice cocker spaniel puppy"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'We haven't been able to locate their strike force, sir, but we did find a lost puppy...'

'Daddy wants it to be a boy, and Mummy wants it to be a girl, but I want it to be a puppy.'

'I think you left one off!'

'It's the breakthrough Miss Harding! Our first artificial intelligence that ISN'T a malevolent genius!'

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

"That puppy I bought last week has got very attached to me."

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

Woman joins the window display at a pet store with a sign saying 'Pick Me.'

'My nipples are sore and I haven't been outside for days. That's why I'm growling.'

'They played nicely, but Rex is a bit of a fussy eater: He didn't touch his ants at lunchtime...'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Write about dogs."

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'May I carry your tablet to school for you?'

'My, my, Ben, look what our neighbor has brought you for Father's Day.'

'We already talked about this, I don't want kids.'

Dog Sticker Family

'Honey, it's a huge responsibility to get a puppy and get back in the stock market.'

Reverend picking a puppy

Mother Holds Toddler on Lead and Toddler Holds Puppy on Leash.

"Knock it off, Romeo. This is show-and-tell, not kiss-and-tell."

"He's a lovely little dog but sometimes he gets a bit wild."

'At least Newt asked his ex if he could get a new puppy.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"