Puppy Lover Gifts

"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Stay cute, it's the only trick you'll ever need."

"So you want someone sweet, gentle, cuddleable and adaptable needs? I suggest a nice cocker spaniel puppy"

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'They played nicely, but Rex is a bit of a fussy eater: He didn't touch his ants at lunchtime...'

'My nipples are sore and I haven't been outside for days. That's why I'm growling.'

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

'It's the breakthrough Miss Harding! Our first artificial intelligence that ISN'T a malevolent genius!'

'I think you left one off!'

'Daddy wants it to be a boy, and Mummy wants it to be a girl, but I want it to be a puppy.'

"That puppy I bought last week has got very attached to me."

"Write about dogs."

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Woman joins the window display at a pet store with a sign saying 'Pick Me.'

"He's a lovely little dog but sometimes he gets a bit wild."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'At least Newt asked his ex if he could get a new puppy.'

'My, my, Ben, look what our neighbor has brought you for Father's Day.'

'We already talked about this, I don't want kids.'

Dog Sticker Family

'Honey, it's a huge responsibility to get a puppy and get back in the stock market.'

Reverend picking a puppy

Mother Holds Toddler on Lead and Toddler Holds Puppy on Leash.

"Knock it off, Romeo. This is show-and-tell, not kiss-and-tell."

'May I carry your tablet to school for you?'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"My little brother is a jerk! I suppose it's too late to trade him in for a puppy!"

"Class, let's welcome Rex to our Puppy-School program: Rex is joining us as a mature student..."

"Does anyone else have homework to turn in?"