Puppy Love Gifts

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppies

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Calenders.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"We'll take him."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"