Puppy Love Aficionados Gifts

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppies

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.