Puppy Love Appreciator T-Shirts

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Family with pets.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppy.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dogs

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Dog Calenders.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"We'll take him."