Puppy Love Appreciator Pillows

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

Family with pets.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

Puppy.

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

K-9 Garten

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."