Canine Companion Appreciator Pillows

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Family with pets.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

Canine Comedians

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Musical Dog

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Get ready."

Art Pets

"In heaven there are no trees."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Man's best friend indeed."

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

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