Canine Colleague Appreciator Pillows

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Family with pets.

No Soliciting

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

Puppy.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Art Pets

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

A Good Year.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Meet the Artist.

"Man's best friend indeed."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Cat

'You can wait.'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

"Remember laps?"

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

How to be super annoying and cute

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'