Conversation Canine Appreciator Pillows

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"Please. Please just stop barking."

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Your father may be in there a while. He swallowed a squeaker."

'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'

Beef Encounter.

The Queen and Prince Charles to job-share.