Conversation Canine Appreciator Pillows

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"Please. Please just stop barking."

You don't find it strange I'm writing scathing Yelp reviews about this caf

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

The Queen and Prince Charles to job-share.

"Your father may be in there a while. He swallowed a squeaker."

'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

Black Labrador Retriever