Cute Pet Appreciator Pillows

Puppy.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

No, I don

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Art Pets

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"You remind me of someone."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'You can't go outside.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

The four kitties of the apocalypse

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."