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'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

'How's the eagle coming along?'

"Yeah, that's the face, alright. But you say they still didn't give you the sausage?"

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Hopefully, I'll grow into the job.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

The presentation was going well. The board were polite and attentive but deep down Raymond knew that they were thinking: "What does this guy know about the futures market? He's just a young pup."

"Life's a bitch, and mine has puppies."

"Pick me!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"