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"You go on ahead."

"I see a couch."

What dogs want for Christmas.

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs

Puppy.

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."