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"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

Dogs

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'