Pup Enthusiasts Pillows

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

A Change of Scene.

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.