Pup Partner Enthusiast Pillows

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dog in love

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs

Puppy.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Fashion Week"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

Jumping Dogs

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I see a couch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"No not the puppy please"