Pup Partner Seeker Pillows

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Ready Mum?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Fashion Week"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I see a couch."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Take You Home

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Dog on Cat.

'You wish, Timmy.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Dog admiring hot dog

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"He's a real dog person."

"Enough with the drama."

"Need hug."