Pup Playmate Pillows

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Top dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

How paper training can affect puppies...

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Dogs and humans greet each other.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'We double-dog dare you.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"