Playful Pup Partners Pillows

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Love.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppy Love

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

Dog Sees Only Food

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'