Playful Pup Friends Pillows

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Dog Sees Only Food

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Dogs and humans greet each other.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

In the dog park

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'We double-dog dare you.'