Pup Playmate Prints

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

In the dog park

Dogs and humans greet each other.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'We double-dog dare you.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

"Counsel will stop playing games."

'I wish I wasn't programmed to act so needy and stupid whenever I see this idiot!'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"