Dog Playmate Prints

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

When bored, we board

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'We double-dog dare you.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

Trespassers will be snowballed.

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance

Two Children in the Garden.

Puppy at Feeding Time.