Pup Partner Seeker Prints

"Why are you so surprised? I told you I was a dog person."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

'Ready Mum?'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Fashion Week"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I see a couch."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Take You Home

"Thanks for walking me home."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'You wish, Timmy.'

Dog on Cat.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

How paper training can affect puppies...

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Need hug."

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"Enough with the drama."

Dog admiring hot dog

"He's a real dog person."