Puppy Love Seeker Pillows

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Pick me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'