Puppy Love Seeker Gifts

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Pick me!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

The Wishing Well

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Calenders.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'