Puppy Play Lover Gifts

"Counsel will stop playing games."

Barks in code.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dogs

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Dog Sees Only Food

'Click it or ticket.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I see a couch."