Pug Enthusiasts Pillows

Not Uggs. Puggs.

"Pick me!"

'Ahhh...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Obedience School Graduation

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dogma

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Dedication to excellence....