Pug Enthusiasts Gifts

"Pick me!"

'Ahhh...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Dogma

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Dedication to excellence....

Penguin