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Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Fashion Week"

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

The Secret Life of Pugs