Pug Fan Club Gifts

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"Fashion Week"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Chasebook for Dogs

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"