Pug Ownership Gifts

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

When Pugs dream.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Enough with the drama."

Not Uggs. Puggs.

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'