Pug Ownership T-Shirts

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Fashion Week"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

When Pugs dream.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Enough with the drama."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'