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'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Puppy.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Global Warming.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Fashion Week"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Who's best friend are you?'

"No not the puppy please"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"