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"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

Literary Canines.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'They sure have small litters.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Puppy.

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dogs

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.