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"That's way too much information!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Enough with the drama."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"I got this dog for my mother-in-law...some trade, huh?"

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Lord and Lady Erdington at home.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Well you should've spoken to Chi-Chi more clearly when you said, 'sit''

'The doctor will be with you shortly. . . Sit! Stay!'

No ugly pets allowed.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"You spoil that dog!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"