Pup Aficionado Gifts

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

Literary Canines.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Puppy.

A Change of Scene.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'We'll take it!'