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"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs."

"That's because it's inbred."

"I don't see how being a pug changes things."

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

When Pugs dream.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"No, Boris Johnson is not under there."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Pick me!"

'Ahhh...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Obedience School Graduation

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Dogma

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'