Pug Fan T-Shirts

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Fashion Week"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Chasebook for Dogs

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

When Pugs dream.

The Secret Life of Pugs

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."