Pug Fan Pillows

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Fashion Week"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

When Pugs dream.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'