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'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

His Her Cakes

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Shelter Cat Nap

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Dog in love

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

Penguin suit fitting.

Puppies

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Fashion Week"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Habanero ..."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'