Puppy Love Theorist T-Shirts

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

K-9 Garten

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"