"I think I'm a big dog."
Puppy Psychology Enthusiast T-Shirts
Express your puppy psychology enthusiasm with stylish t-shirts. These playful and witty designs let you share your passion for canine cognition while staying comfortable and cool.
"Pick me!"
"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."
Licensed Therapist
"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."
Dog Nightmares
"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'
"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"
Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men
"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."
"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."
"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"
Obedience School Graduation
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
Dogma
"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."
'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'
"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."
"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."
'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'
A Change of Scene.
"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."
Puppy.
"Meow."
War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.
'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'
"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."
'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'
"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."
"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."
Dogs in a basket
"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."
'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'
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