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'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog Nightmares

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Bad Dog!

"Enough with the drama."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.