Stare your way to bigger meals
Pup Psychology Buff T-Shirts
Celebrate canine curiosity with our pup psychology t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for anyone passionate about understanding what runs through a dog’s mind.
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."
Dog Nightmares
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'
'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'
"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."
"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."
"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."
Four Star Meal
'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'
"Oh, God, am I housebroken."
Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks
Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.
"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."
"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."
"I think I'm a big dog."
'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'
'You're allowed up on the couch.'
'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'
Bad Dog!
"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."
"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."
Books for dogs dealing with life issues.
You read the instructions upside down.
'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'
"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."
"I believe in unconditional love—except for the mailman."
"You and I lack a basic understanding."
'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'
How to be your own best friend...
The meaning of life...
"Put the tree down, Bob. We’ll go for a walk after you shower."
"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."
Pup Psychology Buff T-Shirts Collection
Pup Psychology Buff Mugs
Discover our collection of pup psychology mugs—brilliant designs that bring humor and insight to your morning coffee.
Pup Psychology Buff Pillows
Explore our selection of humorous and insightful pup psychology pillows—bring a touch of canine curiosity into your home décor.
Pup Psychology Buff Prints
Find unique prints celebrating the fascinating world of dog minds—perfect for any pup psychology enthusiast’s art collection.