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'Mine is a symptom of my need to express affection without forming a serious emotional bond.' 'And mine is a symptom of my lack of self-confidence and my desire to have a symbol representing what I wish to be like.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Dog phrenology

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Fashion Week"

This is your brain on cartoons

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Let's try some word disassociation

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I think he's lost."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

'Business is booming...come in.'

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

Psychology 101

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."