Pup Psychology Enthusiast Mugs

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Fashion Week"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

"I think I'm a big dog."

'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"Enough with the drama."

Bad Dog!

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'