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"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'Awww, there's Romeo again: This is so romantic... Please don't start barking and wake Master up...'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Dogs

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

K-9 Garten

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"What's worse, that or this?"