Puppy Love Specialist Prints

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'Awww, there's Romeo again: This is so romantic... Please don't start barking and wake Master up...'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Dogs

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Dog Calenders.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie