Puppy Love Theorist Gifts

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

Dogs

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Dog Calenders.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"We'll take him."