Puppy Love Proponents Gifts

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Who's best friend are you?'

K-9 Garten

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'