Puppy Love Proponents Pillows

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dog Calenders.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"What's worse, that or this?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"We'll take him."

K-9 Garten

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'