Puppy Lovers United Pillows

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"