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'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Doggy Bites

Headshot of perky dog.

Top dog

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Walking the dog

Dogs running in their dreams

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"Bad dog!"

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

Wait your turn. I was here first.

The Queen's Collies.

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'This time it's really just a stick!'